Tired mommy

You know you are a sleep-deprived parent if you:
... have ever wished your arm would detach so you could leave it under the sleeping baby.
... have ever gotten angry at acorns falling out of trees (or some other nature noise) because it might wake the baby.
... laugh when people ask you how you slept.
... fall asleep when reading books about how to get a baby to sleep.
And the number one way you know you are the sleep-deprived parent of a baby is:
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